Welcome to Cowsense Not Included

Cowsense Not Included began with a simple idea: the horse world takes itself very seriously, and sometimes it deserves to be laughed at. Between the endless pedigree debates, the chrome obsession, and the parade of new training fads, there’s no shortage of material. So we set out to create something that blends humor, art, and western culture into a line of collectible digital sculpts and models that don’t take themselves too seriously.

What We Make

At the heart of Cowsense Not Included are STL files: digital models you can download and 3D print. With the current state of Canada Post, we are not launching our set of micros until they have been resolved.

Some pieces lean into realism, like a reiner caught mid-slide with a rider on top. Others lean into parody, like the “Quarter Horse, Literally” meme! The point isn’t just to create another model horse, it’s to create something memorable, collectable, and a little bit different from anything else out there.

Who It’s For

If you’re a model horse collector, painter, or hobbyist, these files give you access to unique sculpts you won’t find anywhere else. If you’re in the ranching or rodeo world, you’ll recognize the inside jokes and probably see a few familiar personalities in the designs. And if you’re just someone who appreciates good design with a sense of humor, you’ll find something to enjoy here too.

Looking Ahead

This is just the beginning. We’ll be rolling out new designs, expanding into collector drops of 50 per run, and offering licensing that allows resellers to print and sell physical versions of our work. Our goal is to build a library of collectible pieces that feel fresh, funny, and high-quality, while keeping the community accessible and welcoming.

So welcome to Cowsense Not Included. Stick around, and you’ll find a growing herd of ideas, sculpts, and satire — ready for anyone who loves western life but doesn’t mind poking fun at it too.